lmaooooo worst voice test

[knitwitch]

Character: Rose Lalonde
Fandom: Homestuck
Player Name: V!

Interesting.

<sub>[the message appears, and for a good moment there is nothing else.

then:]</sub>

Congratulations are in order, Vatheonites.
It seems you are capable of something I wasn't entirely sure was possible.
I've never seen this happening.
It's never once come up in any fashion in any of my visions.
You have completely and utterly blindsided me.
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Get it?

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[zelda_hylia]

[Nope, she doesn't get it. She'd usually guess that Rose must be blind or something, but that doesn't seem right since they're communicating by text.]

I did not foresee any of this either. The being which controls this city is likely immensely powerful.

[knitwitch]

_{[this confuses her, at first.]}

You mean to say, you're not one of the locals?
That's very strange.
I didn't realize there were other... "kidnapees" here.

[zelda_hylia]

There are many of us here that have been taken from their homes. Most foreigners seem to come from Earth.

[knitwitch]

I came from Earth, once.
Unfortunately, there isn't much Earth left to speak of.

[zelda_hylia]

Something has happened to Earth? I am sorry. At any rate, if you are an Earthling or a former Earthling, you should be able to find many people here that can explain things to you using your native terminology.

[knitwitch]

Yes, but it is a long and increasingly complicated story.
Suffice to say, there were meteors involved.

[zelda_hylia]

I will not make you relate it, then. So, what do you know about this city already? Perhaps I can fill in some gaps.

[knitwitch]

I know that we're under the sea, currently, in a bubble.
I know Vatheonites, as the locals are called, will not be forthcoming in any type of information when posed with a deeper question than "where is the nearest cafe".
I know that there are shops here, run by Vatheonites.
I know there is an elevator shaft that leads to an island above, with many strange and wonderful creatures.
I know there's no escape.

I didn't know there were other people here.

[zelda_hylia]

You have done rather well for yourself with gathering information!

The city's bubble is maintained by the great coral Lamufao, and the locals worship it as a deity. Presumeably, that is what draws those from other worlds here and it somehow uses us to power itself.

[knitwitch]

And that touching it can replenish one's strength.
I didn't gather the information.
I simply knew it.
It is my role, as a Seer.

[spacecase]

hehehe i get it :)
welcome back, rose! we missed you!

[knitwitch]

I thought some levity was in order.
Since it's impossible to leave this place of my own volition, it seems.

...Back?

[spacecase]

yes, sometimes this place brings you here and then puts you back home...only to bring you back again :\
it is really confusing, apparently i was here before too but i do not remember it
but john and dave are here!
john has been here the longest, i think, dave arrived the day after i did

[knitwitch]

Hm.
I suppose it's understandable, given the coral's penchant for taking beings from different universes and forcing them all together in one small space.
Eventually it might lose control on each individual and have to reclaim them.
John and Dave are here too?
That's very odd.

[ironoxided]

[Somebody typing away with purple text, huh? Sabitsuki can get behind that. Typing always felt better than showing one's face and going through the act of social conversation, she felt.]

there are a lot of things that happen that no one ever expects.
i don't think that, if you can really see into the future, you should always rely on it.
because even visions can be imperfect.
but i digress.
what do you mean, blindsided?
you say as if it is a joke.

[knitwitch]

It is a joke.
I am a Seer.
It is my role.

There's a difference between seeing the future and knowing the future.

[ironoxided]

a seer who cannot see?
i think i, as you say, "get it".

which one do you do?
do you know the future
or do you see the future?

[knitwitch]

Both.
I used to only see it.
Now, I know it.

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < *the cute little kitty rubs up against her device and purrs curiously*
:33 < *she doesnt really get it and it makes her a sad kitty :((*

[knitwitch]

Hello, Nepeta.
It's been a long time since last we spoke.
I'm sorry, but Jaspersprite isn't with me today.

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < hiii!
:33 < aww :((
:33 < i wouldve liked to talk to him again!!

:33 < how are you? :33

[oneechan]

I'm afraid I do--get what, exactly?

[knitwitch]

It appears that my assumption that all of Vatheon was comprised of locals in the know about my abilities and status.
It's a joke.
I'm a seer, but they blindsided me.
See?
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That was another one.

[oneechan]

I think so?