Character: Crow
Fandom: Fragile Dreams: Farewell Ruins of the Moon
Player Name: January

[A) ooh shiny things]

[Somewhere, sometime, some innocent local is eating outside. With a fork.

This might not seem like much, except Crow happens to be cartwheeling by when he suddenly stops by the local.]

Hey, that's a pretty nice thing you have there. I'll be taking that, thanks! [Yoink.] Tally-ho!

[... Yes, Crow just stole the fork out of the local's hand because a clean and shiny fork is not common in his world, okay. Moving to jump to the roof of a nearby building now, much to the poor local's dismay—]

[B) why you should lock your windows]

[Are you enjoying the privacy of your apartment? NOT ANYMORE, YOU'RE NOT.

Because one (1) Crow is now perched on your window and entering the room. Hey, it doesn't matter how high up you are—heights are nothing to him.]

... Wait. You already live here? Man, it's gonna take some time to get used to this...

[... Not that this stops him from moving to wander around the room and examine everything.]