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Character: Bulma Briefs
Fandom: I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE BALLZ
Player Name: Mozart

[There is now a very wet, very confused woman sitting on the fountain staring down at the SFC in her hands.

What happened? Bulma was just talking to Krillin about who had to tell Chichi that Goku was dead and Gohan was now under Piccolo's "care" (hint: Krillin lost that game). Now she was...in a city? Under the ocean?

...Holding a device that piqued her curiosity but she had no tools to take it apart at the moment???]

Ughhh...what is this? Where is everyone? Did they just ditch me somewhere? [She scowls and pockets the SFC before snatching a towel being held out to her by a greeter and drying off her hair with it (or trying to).] Those jerks, how dare they! Leaving me alone in a weird place, without a blow-dryer?! This isn't the time to be messing around and playing games!

[That towel is now handed back to the greeter with a grumbled "thanks" as she stands and calls ~~bellows~~ ~~screams~~ ~~cries~~ out for anyone familiar.]

Krillin! Master Roshi! ...OOLONG! This isn't funny, stop hiding!!

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[Vegeta's on his way home from grabbing lunch when he hears Bulma's shrieking. His tail fluffs up in irritation at the high-pitched noise as he barks back at her.]

Be quiet!

[.................Tail.

Tail.

TAIL.

SORRY, NOT QUIET, SCREAMING LOUDER AND RETREATING NOW.

.......Backwards. Into the fountain. Yes, obviously the best hiding place.]

OH MY GOD--you're not supposed to be here yet! You're not supposed to be here yet!!!

[Her reaction almost makes him laugh - almost. That's how he should be treated! Finally, someone's doing it right.]

What are you going on about, woman? I've been here for months now. You're the one who has arrived somewhere, not me.

[Yes--good--the fountain's statue will protect her.]

D-don't you lie to me, you nasty alien! Goku's horrible brother said you'd be coming to Earth to kill us!

This isn't Earth.

[Vegeta gestures up at the dome.]

Unless Earth has suddenly become advanced enough to have underwater cities? You're all primitive little things, so I doubt that's the case.

Primitive?! How dare you even say that to a scientist! Just because you're a xenocidal monkey alien doesn't mean you get to be RUDE.

[Crossing arms mode is a go.]

I'm sure there are! I just haven't seen one firsthand! But...if this isn't Earth, what is it? Don't tell me I got abducted...

What did you call me?

[He bristles dangerously, but still answers her question.]

This place is called Vatheon. You've been abducted, congratulations. Try to not scream too loudly, you'll alert our captors and who knows what they'll do to you...

[Heh heh heh]

MONKEY.

M-O-N-K-E-Y.

[Hahaha...oh fuck, she's dead, where is help when you need it?]

So you can't even defend YOURSELF from being captured? H-hahahaha, what a joke!

Shall I introduce you to one of Vatheon's more entertaining features? If you die here, you'll come back five days later. I can give you a demonstration.

[And he's going to if she doesn't go back to being submissive, don't think for a moment that he won't. He's died here, he doesn't fear it anymore.]

Do it and you'll regret it. G-Goku would make you pay.

[Abnormalities of resurrection without any dragon balls aside, anyway. She could get an explanation about that from someone less insane later.

Nonetheless, Bulma shrinks back behind the statue again.]

Just go away!

Heh. If I leave are you going to start wailing for help again? There's no point, no "Goku" is here. See for yourself.

[Vegeta takes out his SFC, a regal blue color.]

You should have one of these. If you really are a "scientist" you can figure out how to use it and get your facts about this place straight.

If I start wailing again would it make you leave faster?

[If he really has a communicator like that, though...maybe he isn't being completely untruthful about what's going on. She doesn't trust him, no way, but it'd be practical to take a peek at who's here in any case...]

[Now she's muttering to herself as she scrolls through it.] Directory, okay, Goku...Goku...[SIGH, nope he's not here, but--] well there's Gohan, I guess he got away from Piccolo...Krillin's not here though...maybe Tien is, or Yamcha hopefully--

[K...L...M...god this thing scrolled slowly, she'd have to fix that up.]

[........T?

Tien isn't listed, but another name catches her eye.]

Trunks Briefs? Who the heck is Trunks Briefs? There's nobody in my family with that name!

[...Was the alien still there? She wasn't sure, so she guesses she raised her voice a little, whatever.]

[What? Oh no. Oh no. Now that she mentioned it, that smell... It can't be. This can't be the human he ends up with!]

...Briefs is your family name?!

Well you don't have to react like that, my family name happens to be a pretty big deal back on Earth! Ugh, aliens.

[Vegeta walks forward and sniffs Bulma. When he steps back, he looks absolutely dumbfounded. Yes, this woman was a relative of Trunks at the very least. But she couldn't be the one, could she? She was screechy and annoying and she had screamed at him like a coward and...

He just stares.]

[...Whaaat the heck is he doing now? Did he just smell her? What a creepy creep. But he seemed to have dropped the annoying smug asshole persona??]

Geez, if I'd known that just telling you my name would have shut you up...I guess it's more powerful than I thought. [That's clearly the problem.

The staring is getting awkward, though.]

Hey, freako, pick your jaw up off the ground and scram, would you? I need to get in touch with Gohan.

[And that's when Vegeta actually proceeds to close his mouth and walk away, just as directed.

What the fuck.]

[...Snort, he actually listened to her?]

Byeeee, spaceman~!

[Space...man?! Vegeta gapes at her before flying away at top speed. NO.]

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