makingthishapen: (Can't read my gorgeous pokerface)
"Bro" Strider ([personal profile] makingthishapen) wrote in [community profile] starfishbucks2013-02-12 08:19 pm
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Character: Dirk "Bro" Strider
Fandom: Brostuck- I mean Homestuck
Player Name: Meowzy

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[There comes a time in every person’s life where they have to sit down and wonder what the fuck just happened. Bro has reached that moment. He would sit down, where it not for the fact that he just awoke lying on his back. No choice but to sit up, then. Not the same dramatic effect, but it’ll do. So he sits right in the middle of the Plaza, crossing his legs in a sort of lotus position.

Everything's a bit of a muddled mess. The kind of haze matched by a hangover, minus the throbbing headache and queasiness. There is a questionable taste in Bro’s mouth, but he’ll attribute that one to thirst. He hasn’t had a decent drink since he entered the Medium. He’d been doing pretty damn well for himself in there. He’d been up against the final goddamn boss, that douche known as Jack Noir. Lil Cal had been there, Dave had been there (sort of) and they were beating the shit out of that motherfucker, Strider style. Things were as sweet as could be. Except for that moment where Jack had gotten one more power-up and somewhere in the fray, Bro had lost his grip on his sword. That one’d cost him dearly.

Fade to fucking black, and suddenly he awoke here. No Lil Cal, no Davesprite, nothing.

His hand strays to his chest, as he distinctly remembers getting impaled, but there’s nothing there. Just his usual badass abs. In one fluid sweep, he removes his baseball cap so he can run a hand through his moist hair. Did he have an extra life? No, that’s not how the ‘game’ works, he’s pretty sure.

He lost. He went up against the big bad and he lost. His mouth opens to utter a single word.]


Fuck.
oceanbreasts: (I don't care who I piss off)

[personal profile] oceanbreasts 2013-02-13 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Y'know, I betcha a whole lotta whatever you value--probably puppets or whatevs--that I would, in fact, believe the shitty day you've been having.

[ For real, just try her. ]
oceanbreasts: (cause it sells to be a slut)

[personal profile] oceanbreasts 2013-02-15 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure it's easier to count the number of peeps who showed up here not having a shitty day than the other way around.
oceanbreasts: (hear the bass skinny waist)

[personal profile] oceanbreasts 2013-02-16 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, let's face it--being snatched up to be toys but some crazy ass docs or whatevers runnin' the place is gonna start you day out pretty bad to begin with.
oceanbreasts: (hmmmmm...)

[personal profile] oceanbreasts 2013-02-18 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
S'called Vatheon. It's not really anywhere anyone's ever heard of? Probably shoulda mentioned that at some point huh? But apparently the scientist assholes pullin' the strings back behind the wizard curtain like to perform experiments 'n shit on us.