[Hubert goes to push his glasses up, but realizes the fuzzy vision from having water on the lenses is only making things worse. And he's too wet to properly clean them. He sighs and takes them off, putting them in his pocket gently.]

I believe the term is 'wet', Sophie, and yes... I think I can stand.

[He's being stubborn, and it will come back to bite him in the ass in 3... 2...]

nnf--...

[1. When he promptly gets about halfway up and is forced to drop back down again, holding a hand to his head. Ow.

Commence with the emasculating, Sophie.]