No, I'm not alls right, I's in the lady clothes and the kinkys underwears and I don't know how it happened.

[Just what he needs, someone to bear witness to this event. He turns to face the guy, and stops, his current predicament somewhat forgotten in the face of, well, an alien. Not that he recognizes the Sufferer as such, oh no. Body modification is a pretty common thing in the metal scene.]

I don't suppose you've got a pairs of pant I could borrows maybe?