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"Bro" Strider ([personal profile] makingthishapen) wrote in [community profile] starfishbucks2013-02-12 08:19 pm
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Character: Dirk "Bro" Strider
Fandom: Brostuck- I mean Homestuck
Player Name: Meowzy

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[There comes a time in every person’s life where they have to sit down and wonder what the fuck just happened. Bro has reached that moment. He would sit down, where it not for the fact that he just awoke lying on his back. No choice but to sit up, then. Not the same dramatic effect, but it’ll do. So he sits right in the middle of the Plaza, crossing his legs in a sort of lotus position.

Everything's a bit of a muddled mess. The kind of haze matched by a hangover, minus the throbbing headache and queasiness. There is a questionable taste in Bro’s mouth, but he’ll attribute that one to thirst. He hasn’t had a decent drink since he entered the Medium. He’d been doing pretty damn well for himself in there. He’d been up against the final goddamn boss, that douche known as Jack Noir. Lil Cal had been there, Dave had been there (sort of) and they were beating the shit out of that motherfucker, Strider style. Things were as sweet as could be. Except for that moment where Jack had gotten one more power-up and somewhere in the fray, Bro had lost his grip on his sword. That one’d cost him dearly.

Fade to fucking black, and suddenly he awoke here. No Lil Cal, no Davesprite, nothing.

His hand strays to his chest, as he distinctly remembers getting impaled, but there’s nothing there. Just his usual badass abs. In one fluid sweep, he removes his baseball cap so he can run a hand through his moist hair. Did he have an extra life? No, that’s not how the ‘game’ works, he’s pretty sure.

He lost. He went up against the big bad and he lost. His mouth opens to utter a single word.]


Fuck.
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[personal profile] knightime 2013-02-13 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh come on, Bro. You just got here.] You're soaking wet and you just arrived in an underwater bubble and the first thing you want to do is Strife.
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[personal profile] knightime 2013-02-13 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Maybe he just doesn't want to strife all the time, gosh.]

Well, everything here is free, so that isn't going to be much trouble.

As for explaining this place? It's pretty straightforward.
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[personal profile] wheredoingit 2013-02-13 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[what is this blasphemy. One must always be ready to strife. What if he was not Bro but an imposter aiming to kill Dave? Constant viligance, man.]

Dave. Bro. Things stopped bein' straightforward the second that bigass meteor tried to smash our apartment. Outside the game or not, I feel like I'm in fucking underwater Disney World. [Not that he minds Disney World. It's just that he's pretty sure he's supposed to be, you know, dead.]