[As Jake rambles on and on, Bro just nods. His lips are still curled into a grin, but by the time the word "heartbroken" is dropped, he's fighting an incredible fight not to burst out laughing. Oh, the urge to guffaw is so damn great.
Keep it cool, Strider. Keep it cool.
When he responds, he can't stop himself from adding an overly-stuffy British accent to his words. This is an opportunity he can't pass up.]
No hard feelings, my good man! All is forgiven. I can understand being heartbroken over a delicious slab of veal like myself, so I will applaud you in your venture to acquire a rebound partner. Good on you. And if it's not too much of a trifle, I would so dearly appreciate it if you could refer to me as Bro in the future, as I do prefer that title over my given name.
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Keep it cool, Strider. Keep it cool.
When he responds, he can't stop himself from adding an overly-stuffy British accent to his words. This is an opportunity he can't pass up.]
No hard feelings, my good man! All is forgiven. I can understand being heartbroken over a delicious slab of veal like myself, so I will applaud you in your venture to acquire a rebound partner. Good on you. And if it's not too much of a trifle, I would so dearly appreciate it if you could refer to me as Bro in the future, as I do prefer that title over my given name.