Aw, capital! Good on you for taking this easy. I was not precisely sure what to say after our little chinwag we had there a few days ago. You said you would be back, but I did not think it would be this soon, and I also did not think you would be a hag!
Can I say that or that only appropriate for a lady?

No matter.
This means that I suppose you have made your decision not to be my paramour which is quite alright. I will get over it in no time because I have some astounding news.
Apparently Jane likes me and she has the entire time. Poor girl. Here she is listening to me spout off all my romancing predicaments and taking it with a grain of salt. What a gal.

I am but a shy of being heartbroken, my good sir, but it is alright considering I have found myself a rebound.

So no hard feelings, right?