[Dave. Dave, talk back. Stop being a huge idiot right now and respond back so you don't look like a huge idiot.

This is very hard to accomplish considering he doesn't even know what to say. Because maybe Bro was expecting him to beat the game at this point? But he hasn't. Would that be letting Bro down? Why the fuck is he overthinking all of this?]

Uh. Well, no. Haven't beaten it yet. We're still kind of working on that.

[Dave hasn't moved even a centimeter since he's seen Bro. Is he even breathing right now?] I mean we were. This isn't really game territory.